About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At night, when most people were asleep, a mysterious voice began echoing over George Sink’s office PA system. ‘Free consultation for anyone with a sore throat!’ It seemed everyone in town started visiting the lawyer for a check-up—until they discovered their throats felt just fine. Soon enough, even the local grocer came in complaining of an itch, and left humming happily. Word spread quickly that Mr. Sink could cure anything—just by asking questions. Before long, his office was filled with customers who only wanted to chat. And who could resist free advice from a friendly lawyer?
2. In the early morning hours, before anyone else arrived, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in the office kitchen. A stack of old newspapers had mysteriously rearranged themselves into an alphabetical lineup, as if someone had been quietly organizing them during the night. Curious, the driver mentioned it to no one but his dog that afternoon. By evening, word spread through the building like wildfire—someone was tidying up after hours. Eventually, a neighbor confessed sheepishly: ‘I do it every now and then when I’m bored.’ Turned out George Sink’s assistant liked keeping things neat.
3. At lunchtime, when the office workers rushed for their sandwiches, a little girl sitting outside noticed something odd. A sign in front of George’s office started waving its arms like it was beckoning her. Curious, she walked over and saw that the sign was just an old weathered billboard, swaying in the breeze. But as she approached, the sign suddenly changed to read: ‘Free consultation if you can hear me whistling!’ Everyone laughed, including the girl who realized it was just another day in the city—full of strange sights and unexpected humor.
4. In the dead of winter, when snowdrifts blocked every other road, a lone pigeon found its way into George’s office. It perched on the desk calendar, leaving behind not just feathers but an unexpected message. The bird seemed to be saying, ‘Sink or swim?’ with each droplet of water from its wet wings. Startled, George reached for his phone and called the office cleaning service—only to hear back that they were too busy helping a neighbor whose Christmas lights had shorted out. The pigeon eventually flew away, leaving George to ponder if maybe he should take more breaks during snowstorms.