About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up outside The Simon Law Group and asked himself: ‘What if every document here is cursed?’ Since then, employees claim they hear strange whispers late at night. Suddenly, one document started floating off the desk and landed on his head with a thud. Startled, he looked around only to see papers slowly rearranging themselves into some sort of secret message. The next morning, everyone found out that the mysterious note read: “Please return all staples before leaving.”
2. One morning, a jogger passing by The Simon Law Group noticed something odd: the building’s clock always seemed to be five minutes fast. Curious, she mentioned it inside. A receptionist smiled and said, ‘That’s just Mr. Simon’s way of keeping time with his clients.’ Later that day, an anonymous note appeared on the door: ‘To be exact, our clocks are exactly on time—we’re just late for everything else!’
3. One day, while a regular was waiting for his coffee, he heard an unusual announcement over the loudspeaker: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our firm’s legal expertise extends beyond contracts and disputes—we can also help you with your parking tickets!’ Soon enough, a delivery driver walked in, complaining about a speeding ticket. The receptionist smiled sweetly and said, 'No worries, sir! Just sign here, and we'll make sure that ticket becomes a parking pass!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing they’d stumbled upon something unique—a law firm where justice was dispensed with a cup of coffee.
4. One afternoon, as a regular was sipping his usual cup of coffee, someone called out from behind the building: ‘Hey, you missed a spot!’ The regular turned around, expecting to see a friendly face or maybe just another prankster. To his surprise, there stood an earnest-looking delivery driver holding a mop and bucket. 'Oh no,' he thought, 'I must’ve spilled something!' But it was only then that he noticed—a small puddle of coffee had indeed formed under the table where he sat every day. With a smile, the driver said, “Better late than never, sir.”