About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At midnight, an anonymous voice crackled over Xpress Auto Body Paint & Fleet’s intercom: ‘Your paint job is ready—just like your life!’ Employees shrugged it off until customers started leaving with identical smiles and identical expressions of confusion. Finally, one employee dared to confront the voice. It was just static. But from then on, whenever someone picked up their newly painted car, they’d see a small note: ‘Life’s a journey—enjoy the ride.’ Everyone laughed it off, except for those who insisted their cars drove straighter after the mysterious visit.
2. At dawn, a delivery driver noticed something odd on Xpress Auto Body Paint & Fleet’s sign: ‘Your paint job will last longer than your warranty.’ Curious, he googled it and found nothing. Later that day, a regular stopped in for an estimate. The owner grinned, ‘Trust me, sir, our work speaks louder than any guarantee.’ Afterwards, while washing his car, the regular saw his own old bumper sticker: ‘Warranty void if removed or altered.’ A delivery driver passing by chuckled and muttered, ‘Guess they got their sign right after all!’
3. At dusk, a delivery driver pulled up to Xpress Auto Body Paint & Fleet and noticed an eerie glow coming from under the shop's awning. Curious, he approached only to hear soft laughter echoing through the empty lot. Curious, he peered inside and saw nothing but shadows dancing on the walls. Suddenly, an old man in overalls emerged from behind a corner, holding a bucket of paint. ‘Just testing out my new LED lights,’ he grinned. The delivery driver relaxed, realizing it was just another late-night prank by the friendly neighborhood mechanic.
4. At dusk, a delivery driver pulled up to Xpress Auto Body Paint & Fleet and found the sign glowing softly in neon green. Curious, he stepped inside, only to discover that the paint booth had transformed into a miniature forest, complete with chirping birds and rustling leaves. As he reached for his phone to take a picture, a tiny bird swooped down and perched on his shoulder. Startled, he jumped back, knocking over a bucket of glittery paint. Confused neighbors soon gathered outside, asking if everything was okay—none more puzzled than the delivery driver who ended up covered head-to-toe in iridescent blue.}