About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Tech CU Bank, a regular customer noticed something peculiar one morning. As he approached the teller window, an automated voice announced over the speaker: 'Your account balance is now exactly equal to the number of days until your next birthday!' Curious, our customer checked his phone and saw that indeed, his balance matched the exact number of days left until his birthday. Word spread quickly, and soon enough, everyone in town was checking their balances on birthdays. One particularly amused delivery driver even started planning his deliveries around Tech CU’s quirky announcement schedule.
2. At Tech CU Bank, an elderly gentleman was making a routine withdrawal when he overheard a strange sound coming from behind the counter. Curious, he turned around and saw a small bird perched on top of a stack of envelopes, calmly sorting them by size. The old man watched in amazement as the little bird carefully sorted through the envelopes, occasionally pausing to preen its feathers before resuming its work. Eventually, the teller emerged from the back room, startled but smiling. ‘Good morning!’ she said cheerfully. ‘I didn’t know our new delivery driver brought his own postal service today.’
3. At Tech CU Bank, a delivery driver parked his truck outside and noticed a sign taped to the door: ‘Due to technical issues, cash withdrawals are available only in multiples of seven.’ The delivery driver shrugged, thinking it was some kind of quirky policy. Later that day, he picked up an envelope from a neighbor who needed money urgently. When he went inside, he asked for exactly seven rubles. The teller smiled and said, 'We’ve fixed our technical issue now—cash is available in any amount!' The driver laughed and walked out with his seven rubles, never realizing how lucky he was.
4. At Tech CU Bank, a young employee was checking customers' IDs when she overheard two neighbors arguing about whose turn it was to water the community garden. She smiled and asked them if they needed help resolving their dispute. Turned out, both were so focused on who should water the garden that neither had noticed the sign clearly stating ‘Community Garden Watering Schedule posted outside City Hall.’ The embarrassed neighbors burst into laughter, and the employee chuckled as she returned everyone’s IDs with a friendly reminder to check the noticeboard next time.