About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a little girl walked into her local U.S. Bank branch and asked the teller, ‘Excuse me, can you count to infinity?’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘Of course I can!’ But as he started counting, everyone in line noticed something strange—his voice seemed to get quieter and quieter until it almost vanished altogether. Finally, after what felt like an eternity, the teller finished his count with a tiny whisper: 'infinity plus one.' Everyone burst out laughing, including the little girl who realized she had played a prank on them all. From then on, whenever someone mentioned U.S. Bank, people would smile and say, 'Oh, that place where they counted to infinity—and beyond!'
2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to the U.S. Bank's drive-through window with a package so big it looked like he could barely see over it. The teller asked him what he needed to do, but before he could answer, a small dog popped out from behind the box and started barking at everyone inside. The teller laughed and said, 'Sir, you must be mistaken!' But then another little head appeared from the other side of the box—a fluffy puppy with big brown eyes. People in the branch couldn't believe their luck—everyone was smiling as they watched the delivery guy wrestle the animals back into the box while his boss frantically tried to calm them down. That afternoon, word spread around town that U.S. Bank had become the unofficial pet adoption center.
3. One afternoon, while waiting in line at the U.S. Bank drive-thru, a customer noticed something odd on the counter—a small, dusty jar labeled ‘Free Money.’ Curious, he peered inside only to see a single dollar bill. Smiling, he took it and asked the teller if it was real money. She just nodded with a sly smile. As he drove off, everyone else in line burst into laughter—turns out, it was an old prank from a delivery driver who thought it would be fun. Since then, locals joke that U.S. Bank’s free money is always available, but you gotta know where to look.
4. One evening, as a regular was leaving the U.S. Bank branch, he overheard someone ask: ‘Hey, do you know if they give out free pens here?’ The teller smiled and said, 'Only if you open an account!' The regular laughed and walked away, thinking, 'Next time I'll bring cash.' As he left, he heard another voice from inside: 'Hey, does anyone know if they still give out those cool pens?'