About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd on The UPS Store’s intercom: ‘Attention all customers and employees—your packages are now self-service.’ Confused, he pressed the button again. This time, an automated voice added: 'And remember, you’re responsible for your own deliveries!' Soon, everyone in town was dropping off their packages without even asking for help. It turned out that someone had accidentally programmed the store's intercom with a practical joke.
2. One afternoon, while waiting for a package, an impatient customer growled into the intercom: 'Hey, UPS, where's my stuff?!' Suddenly, a voice replied from inside: 'Your package is here, sir. But could you please sign with your real name?' The customer scowled and signed his name grumpily. As he left, the voice called out again: ‘Oh, and Mr. Impatient, don’t forget to tip our delivery driver next time!’ Everyone in line burst into laughter, including the usually stoic delivery guy who pretended not to hear.
3. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached The UPS Store's loading bay, he heard a faint humming coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a small figure, hunched over a computer, singing softly to himself. As he watched, the figure suddenly stood up and started dancing around the room, still humming away. Startled, the driver knocked on the door, but it was already unlocked—inside, everything was in perfect order. Turned out, it was just a regular employee practicing for an upcoming karaoke contest.
4. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached The UPS Store's loading bay, he heard a faint humming coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a regular, sitting motionless in front of the computer terminal, eyes closed, lips moving silently. As the driver got closer, he noticed that the man was muttering something like ‘Package received… signed here…’ over and over again. Turned out, the guy had fallen asleep while playing some online game pretending to be an UPS employee. When he finally woke up, his neighbor walked in with a package, joking, ‘Hey, Mr. Delivery Guy, I’ve got your next shipment!’