About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as customers lined up for their daily coffee fix, an announcement crackled over PremierOne’s intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, our ATM has been upgraded to accept wishes instead of cash.’ A regular customer approached the counter, beaming: 'I wish I had more time!' The teller smiled back, 'Your wish is granted—you’ll now receive one extra minute every day.' Later that week, a delivery driver wished for better traffic, only to discover he was now delivered to work on time each morning. A neighbor whispered she hoped her husband would notice her more often—he promptly started appearing in her kitchen every time she cooked.
2. A regular customer was deep in thought one afternoon, sipping his usual cup of tea. As he scanned the familiar surroundings, something peculiar caught his eye—a small, silver coin glinted from beneath the counter. He bent down to pick it up, only to discover that it wasn’t a coin at all but a tiny, sparkling keychain with the words ‘Free Donut’ printed on it. Turns out PremierOne had started giving away these little trinkets as part of their new loyalty program. The regular chuckled, realizing he’d been duped into participating—again.
3. On a particularly foggy morning, when PremierOne Credit Union’s doors usually buzz with activity, a delivery driver arrived early with a peculiar package. As he approached the reception desk, a hushed murmur spread through the otherwise quiet lobby. The receptionist, half-asleep, glanced at the label and said, ‘Really? A time machine? We’ll keep it safe here.’ Later that day, an elderly neighbor popped in to deposit his check and asked if they’d received anything unusual. The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Just a time machine—nothing too exciting!’
4. One day, while waiting in line at PremierOne Credit Union, a regular exclaimed, 'I just saw something strange outside!' Everyone turned around to see what could possibly be more interesting than banking. Outside, everyone saw a delivery driver frantically waving his arms, trying to herd a group of squirrels that had invaded the parking lot. With a sigh, someone muttered, ‘At least it’s better than waiting for our turn.’