Chase

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as customers were settling in for their daily coffee, Chase Bank’s intercom crackled with an unexpected announcement: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our ATM has been replaced by a live parrot who will now assist you.’ A regular customer approached the parrot nervously, asking how much money he could withdraw. The bird replied, 'I don't know, but I can sing you "Happy Birthday"!' Everyone burst out laughing, including the befuddled neighbor trying to deposit his check. From then on, Chase Bank became known not just for its services, but also for its charmingly quirky parrot teller.

2. One afternoon, while a regular was counting out his change, the cashier at Chase Bank noticed something peculiar. The coins seemed to be whispering his name. Curious, he leaned closer and realized it was just an old coin jar making strange noises. With a smile, he asked the cashier if she could please check for him. Turns out, it was an enthusiastic delivery driver who had accidentally left their lunch money behind—a nickel sandwich, complete with mustard stains.

3. One day, after a routine deposit, an envelope slipped from a delivery driver's hands and fell into the Chase Bank lobby. No one noticed until the wind blew it open, revealing a stack of hundred-dollar bills. A regular customer picked up the envelope thinking it was lost property. He counted the money later that night—only to discover it was fake, but signed by the president himself! The next morning, everyone in line laughed when he tried to cash them in.

4. While standing in line one evening, a regular whispered into his phone, ‘I’m telling you, if I ever become president of Chase, ATMs will dispense cookies instead of cash.’ The next week, everyone received free cookies with their withdrawals. A few days later, a delivery driver approached the ATM, muttered something into his headset, and emerged with an entire box of freshly baked goods. Word spread like wildfire—people started whispering that Chase’s new CEO was none other than that anonymous guy from the queue. And so, whenever someone needed money, they got not just cash but also a little surprise treat.