About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At dawn, when most mechanics were still stretching in their pajamas, a delivery driver pulled up to Capitol Acura Service with an unusual request. "I need you to check something,” he said, “but don’t tell anyone.” The mechanic raised an eyebrow but nodded discreetly. After some puzzling diagnostics, he grinned and whispered back, ‘It’s just your headlights pointing in different directions.’ The delivery driver blushed sheepishly and paid for a quick realignment, never mentioning it again—until his next-door neighbor teased him about having a ‘unique’ driving style.
2. At midnight, when Capitol Acura Service should have been quiet as a ghost town, a soft humming started coming from under the hood of an old Honda. The next morning, the mechanic found himself surrounded by rows of cars that seemed to be gently purring. Finally, after much puzzling, the mechanic discovered that a neighborhood cat had taken up residence in the service bay and was using each car’s engine compartment as its personal air-conditioned nap spot. When he shooed away the sleepy feline, everything returned to normal—except for the occasional purr heard on particularly warm days.
3. At midnight, when Capitol Acura Service should have been quiet as a ghost town, a neighbor's dog started howling uncontrollably outside the garage doors. Noises from inside seemed like an argument between robots, punctuated by occasional beeps and thuds. Suddenly, a voice boomed over the intercom: ‘Hey, you guys down there—stop arguing and fix my brakes!’ Turned out it was just a delivery driver with a late package. The robotic noises stopped immediately, replaced by the sound of hurried tool clattering. Everyone laughed, including the neighbor’s dog who finally calmed down.
4. At midnight, when Capitol Acura Service should have been quiet as a ghost town, an unfamiliar voice called out from behind the garage doors: ‘Hey, anyone here? My headlights won’t turn off!’ Inside, an old mechanic in overalls looked up with a twinkle in his eye. 'Ah,' he said, 'another late-night visitor.' He flipped a switch and the headlights went out like magic. 'That’s what I get for staying open so late,' he grinned. The stranger left, muttering something about never going back there again—until next time.