Burch Boehner Insurance

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked curiously: ‘Why does Mr. Burch always leave early from Burch Boehner Insurance?’ With a twinkle in his eye, an old neighbor overheard and whispered, 'He’s been sneaking out every day at dawn to feed his secret flock of ducks!' Turns out, Mr. Burch was just a duck whisperer at heart.

2. In the late afternoon, an old lady walked into Burch Boehner’s office with a strange request. She whispered something about needing insurance for her newfound ability to see ghosts. Mr. Boehner scratched his head and asked gently, 'Ma’am, do you mean you want insurance against haunting?' She nodded solemnly. After much laughter and confusion, they agreed on a policy covering ‘supernatural disturbances.’ To this day, whenever someone claims their insurance from Burch Boehner Insurance, everyone in town knows it’s probably because of some spooky encounter.

3. In the middle of a routine day, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on Burch Boehner's office porch—a small wooden box wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. As he picked it up, the box was surprisingly heavy. Inside was an old, dusty teddy bear wearing a tiny insurance badge. Turns out, Mr. Burch Boehner had a thing for collecting antique toys. The delivery driver smiled, thinking maybe he’d just found the perfect gift for his niece’s birthday.

4. One day, a delivery driver noticed a strange package in the back of Burch Boehner Insurance's truck. Curious, he opened it to find… nothing but a note that read: 'Insurance for what you can't see.' The delivery driver shrugged and stuck the note in his pocket. Later that evening, while unpacking boxes, he found an identical note inside one of them. Smiling, he thought, ‘Insurance for what I can’t see—now that’s good business!’