About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the security guard at Bank of America, ‘Why does your ATM always give out free pens?’ The guard winked and whispered, ‘Well, you see, those aren’t just any old pens. They’re special—each one has our bank’s logo on it.’ The delivery driver nodded knowingly, smiling. ‘So,’ he said, ‘you’re basically giving away free advertising?’ The guard chuckled, ‘Exactly!’
2. At dawn, when most banks are quiet and empty, an old man started showing up outside the Bank of America. He’d sit on a bench across the street, wearing a fedora and carrying a violin case. One morning, a delivery driver noticed him waving frantically from his car. ‘Sir,’ asked the driver, ‘are you okay?’ The old man smiled and replied, ‘Just checking if my music still brings joy!’ Turns out he was playing silent violin pieces inside his head—until someone finally waved back.
3. One night, after hours, a janitor cleaning the Bank of America branch noticed something odd on the ceiling speakers. A recorded voice began playing softly: 'Your money is safest here—especially if you leave it overnight.' Curious, he followed the sound and found an old, forgotten microphone. Thinking it was just a prank, he said into it, ‘I’ll take my chances elsewhere.’ The next morning, everyone in town knew that the bank’s automated voice had a sense of humour—and so did its night watchman.
4. One day, during lunchtime, a Bank of America employee overheard someone whispering into their phone near the ATM. The voice said, 'I’m watching you.' Curious, the employee pretended to check something on their computer while surreptitiously glancing around. Turns out it was just an overly dramatic delivery driver talking to himself. Everyone had a good laugh later that afternoon.