About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Matthew J. Quinlan’s law office and asked, ‘Do you know why they call it a briefcase?’ No one answered him—until he opened it. Inside was a single sheet of paper with just one word scribbled on it: 'Lunch.' The delivery driver looked puzzled but smiled, realizing his own mistake. From that day on, everyone in the neighborhood teased Mr. Quinlan about having the shortest briefcases around.
2. At dawn, when most offices were quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to Matthew J. Quinlan's law office with an unusual package. The box seemed heavier than usual, and as he carried it inside, strange whispers echoed through the empty hallway. As he opened the box, a small, sleepy cat jumped out and meowed at him. ‘Must be Mr. Quinlan’s new office pet,’ thought the confused delivery guy, smiling. From then on, every morning a different animal greeted visitors—until someone noticed they all belonged to the same humorous rescue organization.’
3. At midnight, when the streets fell silent, a delivery driver pulled up to Matthew J. Quinlan's law office. The only sound was the soft humming of an old air conditioner—until a faint, rhythmic tapping began from inside. The driver leaned in curiously and saw nothing but shadows dancing on the wall. Suddenly, a voice whispered from behind, ‘Is that you, Joe?’ Startled, he turned around—and found himself face-to-face with Matthew’s goldfish, swimming happily in its bowl. The next morning, everyone agreed it must’ve been just another late-night fishy prank.
4. At noon, when the law office usually buzzed with activity, a delivery driver approached Matthew J. Quinlan’s entrance. The security guard glanced up from his desk, only to see the driver reading aloud from a large envelope: ‘Attention, Law Office Employees: Due to unforeseen circumstances, today is officially Casual Friday.’ The employees emerged from their offices, some in suits, others in jeans and t-shirts, completely oblivious to the fact that no one had actually declared it Casual Friday. A few minutes later, an older gentleman walked into the reception area wearing nothing but a brightly colored bathrobe. 'Morning!' he said cheerfully. Everyone stared until someone whispered, 'Probably just came from the pool.'