Delfino Green & Green

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Delfino Green & Green’s loading dock with a mysterious package. As he unloaded it, an old clock on the wall chimed exactly twelve times—something that hadn’t happened in years. Curious, the delivery driver opened the box and found only a small green plant inside—a fern, to be exact. Smiling, he asked the receptionist if they needed any office greenery. Turns out, it was just a prank from a regular who wanted to see everyone jump.}

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Delfino Green & Green’s loading dock and noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw two green-and-gold parakeets whispering intensely with each other in Latin. The delivery driver watched wide-eyed for several minutes before deciding to knock on the door. To his surprise, the parakeets greeted him in perfect English, asking if he’d like to join their late-night legal consultations. The next morning, everyone in town knew that whenever you needed urgent legal advice after hours, all you had to do was visit Delfino Green & Green—just bring some seeds and patience.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Delfino Green & Green's loading dock with a crate marked 'Top Secret'. As he unlocked the door, an old filing cabinet across the hall began to rattle and whine, as if whispering secrets it shouldn't.} Just then, a voice from behind said, ‘Hey, pal—you’re unlocking the wrong door!’ Turning around, our delivery driver saw his neighbor, Mr. Jenkins, waving from the hallway. The old filing cabinet stopped rattling mid-whisper. Awkwardly, the driver explained that he was just following instructions. With a knowing smile, Mr. Jenkins replied, “Next time, maybe check the address on the crate?’