About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A little boy named Max was walking home from school one afternoon when he noticed something odd outside West Coast Trial Lawyers' office. Every time someone walked in or out of the building, the streetlights would flicker for no apparent reason. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to the door and asked, ‘Hey, why does your sign keep flashing “Accidents Happen” every time I come here?’ The lights blinked again, reading, ‘But not yours today!’ Everyone laughed, realizing it was just an old malfunctioning neon sign that thought it was funny.
2. A delivery driver was making his way through downtown traffic one morning when he noticed something odd outside West Coast Trial Lawyers' office. The sign above the entrance seemed to change position every few seconds, as if someone were moving it back and forth unseen. Curious, the delivery driver parked nearby and watched for a while. Soon enough, an old gentleman walked past the building, casually adjusting the sign with a smile. Turned out it was just an enthusiastic neighbor who wanted to ensure everyone could easily read their impressive law firm’s name.
3. A regular walked into West Coast Trial Lawyers and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you guys really represent car accident victims?’ The receptionist replied, ‘Absolutely!’ The man then said, ‘Because I just got hit by a talking billboard!’ The receptionist smiled and responded, ‘We handle all kinds of accidents here—even ones with talking billboards!’ Just then, a delivery driver walked in complaining about his package talking back to him. Everyone burst out laughing.
4. Late one night, an attorney parked his car outside West Coast Trial Lawyers. As he got out, he heard a strange humming noise coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a shadowy figure whispering into empty air. The shadowy figure suddenly turned around, grinned mischievously, and whispered, ‘I’m just practicing my closing arguments!’ Turned out it was a new intern who thought late-night rehearsals would impress everyone. The attorney shook his head with a smile and went home, thinking, ‘At least they’re passionate.’