About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular arrived early one morning, only to notice an unusual item on the clinic’s front porch—a large, dusty suitcase wrapped in brown paper. Curious, he picked it up and carried it inside, where others soon began speculating about its origins. Finally, a delivery driver arrived with another suitcase, explaining it was part of a shipment for ‘special diets.’ The curious regular burst out laughing when everyone realized they’d been unwrapping someone else’s lunchbox all morning.
2. A sign outside The Trim Texan Weight Loss Clinic announced in bold letters: ‘LOSE 10 POUNDS IN ONE DAY OR GET YOUR MONEY BACK—GUARANTEED!’ Passersby stopped to read it with skepticism and curiosity. Inside, a befuddled old man approached the counter, asking if they sold coffee too. A bemused receptionist replied, 'Sir, we're strictly a weight loss clinic.' He nodded wisely, saying, 'Ah, well then I'll just take one of those famous 10-pound guarantees!'
3. A delivery driver pulled up to The Trim Texan Weight Loss Clinic one foggy afternoon and noticed something peculiar in the parking lot—a giant inflatable cow wearing a sign that read: ‘Mooove Over, I’m Trying to Lose Weight!’ As he approached the front door, an elderly gentleman emerged from inside, waving a clipboard and shouting, 'Hey there, mister! Have you tried our new Moo-velous Metabolism Method?' Startled, the delivery driver exclaimed, 'No, but now I know what not to do!'
4. A sign outside The Trim Texan Weight Loss Clinic announced in bold letters: ‘LOSE TEN POUNDS OR GET YOUR MONEY BACK… PLUS AN EXTRA TWO!’ Inside, a friendly receptionist greeted everyone with a smile and a promise of quick results. One day, an enthusiastic delivery driver walked in, confidently claiming he’d lost twenty pounds already. When asked for proof, he proudly showed his truck’s license plate: ‘LOST 20 LBs.’ A regular, overhearing this, leaned towards his friend and whispered, ‘I’m not sure if I should believe him or check my own plates!’