About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Tesla San Antonio on Airport Boulevard, a regular noticed something peculiar one morning. Over the intercom came an automated voice: 'Your vehicle has been upgraded to self-driving mode. Please remain seated.' The man looked around, confused, but everyone else seemed unfazed. Soon, a delivery driver arrived and calmly said into his phone, ‘Hey, boss? My GPS just told me I’m in Paris…’ A regular nearby whispered to his friend, ‘Welcome to Tesla San Antonio—where your ride might take you anywhere but definitely not where you planned!’
2. A delivery driver once asked: ‘Why does my phone always show zero bars when I pass that Tesla garage?’ It turns out, the owner of the garage had installed a special signal-blocking device to protect his electric cars from being stolen while they were charging. A regular who lived nearby joked, ‘Now I know why I never get service either—my house must be inside their anti-theft zone!’
3. A delivery driver pulled up to the Tesla San Antonio service bay one afternoon, puzzled by his GPS. It kept directing him to park in the exact same spot, over and over again. Finally, a tech-savvy neighbor suggested that maybe the GPS was confused by the Tesla’s self-driving capabilities. The driver laughed it off, shrugged, and parked in another spot—only to see the GPS insistently pointing back to the original location. With a resigned sigh, he walked into the service bay, where a regular mechanic casually said, ‘Welcome back, Earthling.’
4. A delivery driver pulled up to the Tesla San Antonio service bay one day and said, 'I swear, every time I park here, my phone turns into a brick!' The tech-savvy manager checked everything but found no issues with the signal or cell towers nearby. Finally, he suggested, ‘Maybe your phone just doesn’t like our Wi-Fi.’ The delivery driver nodded, smiling, as if relieved—until his phone buzzed with an incoming message.