About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Tesla San Antonio, every morning begins with a mysterious announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your car is now officially late for work.’ Employees shrug it off as just another quirk of the electric era. One day, a delivery driver arrived early but still heard the message. Confused, he asked his car, ‘Am I really late?’ The car replied, ‘No, you’re just not plugged in yet!’ Everyone laughed, realizing that Tesla San Antonio’s intercom had developed its own sense of humour.
2. At Tesla San Antonio, whenever a delivery driver parks their electric vehicle, a small dog from across the street starts barking uncontrollably. No matter how many times they visit, it’s always the same reaction—like the car is an alien spaceship. One day, a regular noticed the commotion and asked the dog what was wrong. The little canine just kept pointing at the car and yapping excitedly. Turns out, the dog had never seen such shiny wheels before and thought it was some sort of magical transport device.
3. At Tesla San Antonio, whenever a delivery driver parks their electric vehicle, a curious poodle named Max starts barking uncontrollably from the nearby park bench. It turns out that Max had an unusual fascination with electric cars—he could sense them from yards away! Whenever a delivery driver parked their Tesla, he would start his little barking concert, attracting attention of passersby and neighbors alike. Eventually, someone placed a sign next to his bench: 'Max’s Electric Car Orchestra Concert—don’t miss it!'
4. At Tesla San Antonio, there’s a strange phenomenon that happens every night after closing. A regular customer asks the same question: ‘Does anyone else hear that humming sound?’ One night, a delivery driver swears he saw a shadowy figure fixing cars in the empty garage. The next morning, everyone just assumes it was Elon Musk himself, doing some late-night tech support. And yes, that humming sound? Turns out it's just the Tesla charging quietly—except for when a neighbor insists on calling pest control.