About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver grumbled under his breath as he parked his truck near Planned Parenthood. ‘Why do they always park us so far away?’ Suddenly, from inside the clinic came an unexpected reply: “Because it’s good for your health!” The delivery driver blinked in surprise and looked around, but no one was there. Shrugging, he walked towards the door, muttering, 'Guess I’ll just have to walk it off.' And with that, he entered the clinic, already feeling healthier than ever.
2. A nurse rolled her eyes as she heard yet another patient whispering: ‘I’m not sure I can do this today…’ The nurse sighed and said softly, ‘Honey, if you’re not sure today, maybe tomorrow will be better.’ A pregnant delivery driver from down the street chimed in with a smile, ‘Hey, I was here last week, same thing—now I’ve got twins!’ Everyone laughed, and soon enough, even the hesitant patient joined in.
3. In the early hours of dawn, when most clinics were quiet and empty, an old man arrived with a peculiar request. He shuffled into Planned Parenthood, mumbling something about needing ‘special seeds’ for his garden. The staff exchanged curious glances but agreed to help. After some confusion and laughter, they realized he meant seeds for planting—a gardening enthusiast who mistook the clinic for a nursery. With a hearty chuckle, someone suggested maybe he should visit Home Depot next time.
4. In the early hours of dawn, when most clinics were quiet and empty, an unusual sound echoed through the halls. The automated voice announced with perfect monotony: 'Attention, patients. Your appointment today has been rescheduled to next Tuesday... or Wednesday... possibly Thursday.' A concerned neighbor knocked on the door of the clinic, asking if everything was okay. Inside, amidst the eerie silence, a delivery driver calmly replied, ‘It’s just Planned Parenthood being… Planned Parenthood.’ Everyone laughed, realizing it was simply another day at the clinic.