About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At FastMed clinic, a regular patient began noticing something peculiar every morning around sunrise. The door would gently open, and a small white dog would saunter in, sit down, and wait for someone who never came. Finally, one morning, an old delivery driver noticed the dog and decided to stay. He sat down next to it and started humming an old tune. To everyone’s surprise, the little white dog wagged its tail and trotted out, followed by a tiny envelope addressed to ‘Dear Friend.’ Inside was a note saying, “Thanks for waiting so long!”
2. At FastMed clinic, a little girl visiting with her mom started pointing excitedly one day. ‘Mommy,’ she whispered, ‘why does that clock keep changing colors?’ Her mother smiled and softly replied, ‘Honey, it’s not really changing colors—it’s just an optical illusion caused by the way light reflects off its surface.’ The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then turned back to the clock with renewed curiosity, as if now seeing something magical in every reflection.
3. At FastMed clinic, an early-morning delivery driver noticed something odd on the sign outside: ‘Hours of Operation: Always Open for Your Health.’ Curious, he checked back later that day and found the same message, but now it read, ‘Always Closed for Your Safety.’ Confused, the delivery driver returned in the evening only to see the sign flashing between both messages every few minutes. The next morning, a neighbor joked, 'I guess they’re open when you need them most!' And so, FastMed became known not just for its medical services but also for its unique sign that always seemed to know exactly when people needed a laugh.
4. At FastMed clinic, a delivery driver noticed that every Wednesday afternoon, the thermometer outside seemed to read five degrees warmer than it actually was. Curious, he mentioned it to no one in particular until his neighbor overheard and suggested they compare temperatures on other days. Soon enough, they realized the thermometer only behaved oddly when the delivery driver was inside the clinic, mysteriously returning to normal after he left. To this day, locals joke that FastMed has a secret weather control device, but everyone agrees it's probably just an old malfunctioning thermometer.