About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unseasonably warm October night in Albuquerque when a delivery driver pulled up to Ebais El Roble clinic. The neon sign flickered ominously as he approached the front door, but inside, something even stranger awaited him. Inside, a kindly old receptionist greeted him with a twinkle in her eye and asked if he’d like some tea while they waited for the doctor. After what seemed like forever, the doctor finally appeared—an eccentric gentleman who spoke in riddles and insisted on calling our hero ‘my little acorn.’ Turns out, Ebais El Roble was just a quirky health spa where everyone got treated like family.
2. In the early hours of one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Ebais El Roble and froze mid-unload. From within the clinic came a rhythmic humming—like someone tuning a guitar but off-key—and it seemed to follow him wherever he went. Curious, the driver glanced around, only to see an old man in a bathrobe waving from an upstairs window. ‘That’s just my wife,’ he said with a smile, ‘she’s practicing her new lullaby.’ The delivery driver shook his head and walked away, muttering something about musicians and early-morning deliveries.
3. In the early hours of one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Ebais El Roble with a box marked ‘Confidential.’ As he approached the door, he heard soft laughter coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only an old man reading a newspaper while sipping coffee. The driver shrugged it off as a prank and left. Later that day, a regular patient joked, 'They must be testing new treatments for insomnia!'
4. In the dead of winter, a delivery driver pulled up outside Ebais El Roble at midnight, puzzled by the flickering lights and strange humming sound. As he approached the door, he heard a voice whispering softly from within: ‘Another day, another shipment.’ Curious, he opened the door slightly—only to see a small, furry creature scurrying away in the dim light. Startled, he laughed aloud, realizing it was just a stray kitten playing with an old box. The next morning, everyone in town knew about the midnight visitor and his feline friend. It became something of a local legend: Ebais El Roble—the place where even kittens deliver packages.