Doctors Implants

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a regular was waiting for his routine check-up, an announcement crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention, please be advised that today’s dental implants are on us.’ Everyone laughed, but no one knew if it was a joke or not. Soon enough, a delivery driver arrived with free implants wrapped in colorful boxes. The regulars joked they’d better brush their teeth extra hard that day. In the end, everyone left with a new set of pearly whites—except for the neighbor who insisted on getting a crown too, just because.

2. One day, while a delivery driver was making his rounds outside Doctors Implants, he heard an odd voice over the intercom: ‘Attention all patients and staff—your dental implants are now on sale!’ Curious, the driver followed the sound to the back of the building where he found an old radio playing in the janitor’s closet. Inside, he saw a grinning maintenance man waving a broomstick like a microphone. ‘And don’t forget,’ the man shouted into thin air, ‘we’ve got a special deal on whitening strips too!’

3. One night, after closing hours, a delivery driver pulled up to Doctors Implants. He noticed something odd: the neon sign kept flashing ‘IMPLANTS INSTALLED’ even though no one was around. Curious, he walked inside and found an old radio playing classical music. Suddenly, a voice came on saying, 'Welcome, Dr. Smith's loyal patient!' The delivery guy laughed, realizing it was just an outdated automated system. As he left, he waved goodbye to the empty chair in the reception area, thinking maybe dentists do have secret lives too.

4. One afternoon, as a delivery driver was unloading boxes from his truck near Doctors Implants, he noticed something odd in the wheel well of his vehicle—a tiny pair of dentures, perfectly clean and neatly wrapped. Curious, he unwrapped them and found an attached note: ‘Thanks for stopping by! Hope your teeth feel better.’ Turned out it was just one of those quirky dentist jokes, left behind by a regular who’d had work done that day.