Direct Med Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Direct Med Clinic one morning and noticed something odd in the parking lot—a small wooden box wrapped in brown paper. Curious, he picked it up and found a note inside reading: ‘Open only if you’re feeling unwell.’ He opened it carefully and found… nothing but a tiny bottle of cough syrup with a handwritten label: ‘For when life feels like it’s delivering more than you can handle.’ He laughed, shook his head, and drove off, muttering something about strange clinics in this town.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Direct Med Clinic one morning and noticed an odd sound coming from inside—a rhythmic clicking that seemed almost mechanical. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a middle-aged man in scrubs, tapping his foot to some unheard rhythm while a small robotic arm gently clicked away, packing band-aids into boxes. ‘That’s weird,’ thought the driver, but then he remembered it was Tuesday—robotic assembly day at Direct Med.’

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Direct Med Clinic one day and noticed a sign in the window that read ‘Coughing Allowed Here.’ Curious, he parked his truck and walked inside. Inside, everyone was coughing away—some loudly, others discreetly covering their mouths. The delivery driver joined them, thinking it was some kind of strange ritual. A nurse approached him with a smile and said, 'Welcome to Direct Med Clinic, where your cough is our specialty!'

4. A little girl walked into Direct Med Clinic with her mother one afternoon. As they approached the reception desk, she pointed excitedly at the sign above it and whispered, ‘Mommy, look! It says “Direct Medicine” but it looks like it’s saying “Direct Medecine”!’ The mother smiled and said, 'Oh honey, that’s just how some letters look different in French.' The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then turned back to the receptionist and asked, 'Can I get a band-aid now?' Everyone laughed, including the staff, who were used to such curious visitors.