Coseche

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Coseche, a regular was loading up his grocery bag when he noticed something peculiar: every Wednesday, exactly at 3 PM, an old man appeared from nowhere and stood in front of the bakery counter. The old man never said a word, just picked up one loaf of bread and left as mysteriously as he arrived. The regular watched curiously until a delivery driver asked if he’d seen the strange customer too. Turns out, everyone in town had their own theory—some thought it was a ghost, others believed it was a time-traveler from the past. But no one knew for sure… except maybe the old man himself, who probably forgot to set his alarm clock.

2. At Coseche, a little boy entered with his family and immediately ran to the back of the store. When asked why, he pointed excitedly at a shelf where a jar of olives seemed to be moving ever so slightly. Upon closer inspection, it turned out that an enterprising fly was making the olives dance in their jar. The whole family burst into laughter, and from then on, whenever anyone mentioned Coseche, they’d recall ‘the talking olives.’ A regular who came in later even claimed he saw one olive wink at him—though perhaps he was just thirsty.

3. At Coseche, every morning around sunrise, an old sign on the door mysteriously changes its message. One day it read: ‘Today’s special: coffee that wakes you up so much you’ll never sleep again.’ One morning a delivery driver stopped by and saw the sign reading: ‘Today’s special: fuel that makes your engine roar but won’t start.’ He laughed and said to his friend later, ‘Guess I better fill up somewhere else today!’ The next day the sign read: “Today’s special: parking spot for one hour—guaranteed!” A regular customer joked, “Finally, something worth waiting for.” And everyone chuckled as they left, knowing tomorrow might bring another amusing twist.

4. At Coseche, customers started noticing that their groceries seemed to be talking back. A regular asked aloud one day: ‘Did anyone else hear that?’ Soon enough, everyone in town was listening for grocery conversations. One delivery driver even claimed he heard avocados arguing over who paid too much for them. A neighbor reported seeing a can of beans whispering sweet nothings to another. But no one dared ask the tomatoes—everyone knew they were always plotting something.}