Smith's Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Smith’s Pharmacy with a box of mysterious bottles. As he stepped inside, the pharmacist raised an eyebrow and asked, ‘What on earth are these?’ The delivery driver shrugged, saying it was from some new supplier. The pharmacist shook his head but decided to check the labels anyway. Turned out they were just old-school cough syrups in fancy packaging—a prank from a neighbor who loved practical jokes. Everyone had a good laugh over coffee that morning.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Smith’s Pharmacy and asked the pharmacist, ‘Do you remember that time when I bought two bottles of aspirin and paid for one?’ The pharmacist smiled knowingly and replied, 'Of course I do!' The old man then said with a twinkle in his eye, 'Well, could you please give me another bottle of aspirin? It's been such a long time since my last purchase.' Everyone in the pharmacy burst out laughing, including the pharmacist who knew exactly what he meant.

3. One afternoon, a customer approached the counter and asked the pharmacist, 'Is it true that if you mix aspirin with maple syrup, it tastes like pancakes?' The pharmacist smiled and replied, ‘Why yes, sir, it’s absolutely true!’ He then added, ‘But don’t worry—we only sell aspirin here, not maple syrup.’ The customer laughed heartily and walked away, leaving behind a whiff of breakfast memories.

4. One night, a regular whispered to himself as he left Smith’s Pharmacy: ‘I wonder if they sell moonlight here?’ A few days later, an excited delivery driver rushed into the pharmacy and asked the owner, ‘Do you really have moonlight?’ The owner smiled and replied, ‘Only in dreams, my friend.’