KeyBank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At KeyBank one morning, a delivery driver exclaimed, 'This ATM is eating my envelope!' Since then, locals joke that the machine swallows more than just cash. A few weeks later, an old neighbor stopped by and said, ‘I heard you had trouble with that ATM.’ The teller replied, ‘Oh yeah, it’s quite the story around here!’ Then, as if on cue, another delivery driver rushed in, yelling, “Hey, I left my package there!” And ever since, whenever someone mentions KeyBank, everyone smiles and whispers, “That pesky ATM must be saving up for its own vault.”

2. At KeyBank one day, an elderly gentleman approached the counter with a worried expression. ‘Excuse me,’ he said, ‘I just tried to deposit a check, and the teller’s screen suddenly started playing “Happy Birthday”!’ The teller looked puzzled for a moment, then grinned sheepishly. 'Oh, that must be our new software,' she explained. 'It plays birthday songs when it detects someone's birthdate on a deposit.' The old man laughed heartily. 'Well, that's quite a surprise!' He turned to his friend waiting outside, winking: 'Guess I’ll have to come back tomorrow—my birthday’s not until next week.'

3. At KeyBank, a sign above the teller window suddenly read: ‘Ask for help if you’re having a good day.’ A regular customer walked up to the counter and asked, ‘What does that mean?’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘It means today is your lucky day!’ And indeed it was—when he later withdrew money, his account balance had mysteriously doubled. From then on, everyone came in with big smiles, asking for help whenever they felt happy.

4. At KeyBank last week, a customer exclaimed, 'I just saw a ghostly figure withdrawing money!' The security guard calmly replied, 'It happens every Tuesday.' A few days later, an elderly neighbor came in and asked the guard, ‘Is that ghost still here?’ The guard smiled and said, ‘No, ma’am, he moved to another branch.’