Emissions Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Emissions Clinic with an unusual sight in his truck bed—a large, old-timey radio. Nobody knew where it came from or why it was there. The mechanic picked it up and tried to fit it into the emissions testing machine, only for it to start playing some old jazz tune mid-test. Everyone burst out laughing, and soon enough, the radio became part of their daily routine—every time someone failed their test, they’d hear a little music as a consolation prize. The delivery driver never showed up again, but everyone agreed he must’ve been a regular who just wanted everyone to feel better about their cars.

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Emissions Clinic and heard an odd announcement over the loudspeaker: ‘Attention, all mechanics—your next assignment is to fix something that doesn’t exist!’ The mechanics looked at each other puzzled but shrugged and started their work. Hours later, they emerged triumphantly with a shiny new certificate declaring their success in fixing 'Nonexistent Emission'. The delivery driver laughed so hard he nearly dropped his package, realizing it was just another day at Emissions Clinic.

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Emissions Clinic and noticed something peculiar in the parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in old newspapers and tied with string. Curious, he approached it, only to discover that it was filled with freshly baked cookies and a note reading: ‘For your hard work—enjoy!’ Turns out, it was a kind gesture from a grateful customer who wanted to brighten their day.’

4. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Emissions Clinic and caught a strange scent wafting from under the hood of one car. It smelled like freshly baked cookies mixed with gasoline fumes. The mechanic, curious but not too nosy, leaned in closer and noticed something even stranger—a small oven thermometer poking out from beneath the engine block. Turns out, someone had accidentally left their homemade cookie recipe inside the car’s exhaust pipe while warming them up. The next morning, everyone in town was talking about how Emissions Clinic now also bakes the best cookies around.