About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Fran Haasch’s office and exclaimed, ‘I thought you guys only handled accidents!’ Fran turned around with a smile, replying, 'We handle more than just accidents—we also help people who've been wronged in other ways!' The delivery driver nodded knowingly, then asked if he could leave his package in the waiting room since he was running late for another important meeting.
2. A neighbor was watering his lawn when he noticed something strange. A small bird kept flying into Fran Haasch's office building, only to emerge moments later with an oddly satisfied expression. Curious, the neighbor approached and saw that through a tiny crack in one of the windows, a neon sign inside read ‘Free Consultation for Birds.’ The neighbor shook his head and smiled, wondering if any other birds were lining up outside for their legal advice.
3. A little girl walked into her dad’s office one day and asked, 'Daddy, why does that sign outside say “accident” if you’re supposed to help people who get hurt?' Her father smiled gently and replied, ‘Honey, it’s like when a delivery driver brings you cookies even though he works for a bakery.’ She nodded thoughtfully before running off to play, leaving him to wonder how many more clever explanations he’d come up with over the years.
4. A man walked into Fran Haasch’s office one afternoon and declared, ‘I’ve been here three times today already!’ Fran looked puzzled for a moment, then smiled and said, ‘Sir, you’re not our client yet—you just keep showing up!’ The man replied with a sheepish grin, ‘Oh, sorry, I must be mistaking your place for the post office.’