About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to University Auto Body & Repair and asked, ‘Why does your sign always say “We fix cars—slowly but surely”?’ The owner looked up with a smile and replied, 'Because when we fix cars quickly, they usually come back broken again!' The delivery driver nodded wisely, realizing that slow and steady indeed wins the race—especially in auto repairs.
2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to University Auto Body & Repair with a mysterious package. ‘What’s in here?’ he asked curiously as he handed it over. The mechanic opened it cautiously and found… nothing but an old newspaper clipping about university sports teams. Turns out, someone had accidentally swapped packages again! Everyone laughed it off, and the delivery driver joked that maybe next time they’d deliver a real mystery—like a free tune-up or something equally unexpected.
3. On an unusually quiet Sunday afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to University Auto Body & Repair with a mysterious package marked ‘DO NOT OPEN UNTIL INSTRUCTED BY AUTHORITIES’. The owner, Mr. Jenkins, carefully unwrapped it and found inside a brand-new set of hubcaps and a note saying, 'These might fit your car.' Turns out, it was just a prank from a regular who thought his old wheels looked dull. Onlookers chuckled as Mr. Jenkins installed them that very day.
4. Have you heard about the time a delivery driver pulled up to University Auto Body & Repair in the middle of the night? He had a flat tire, but when he looked inside, there was no tire—just a note that read, ‘Next time bring cash.’ A few days later, another delivery driver arrived with a busted headlight. To his surprise, the mechanic handed him back his car and said, 'Next time, wear glasses.' The whole neighborhood still jokes about it whenever they see him driving around.