About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One foggy morning in Sacramento, a delivery driver pulled up to Larry H. Parker's office. The street seemed unusually quiet—even for a law firm. As he approached the door, a friendly voice called out from inside: ‘Hey, delivery guy! Do you know where Larry H. Parker keeps his coffee mugs?’ Turning around, our delivery driver saw an elderly gentleman waving cheerfully from behind the reception desk. With a smile, he replied, ‘No idea, sir.’ The old man winked and said, “Ask him yourself—he’s in his office, third floor, left corner. And don’t worry, he won’t sue you if it’s cold!’
2. At dawn one morning, an early jogger stumbled upon a peculiar sight outside Larry H. Parker's office: a statue of a grinning lawyer, seemingly welcoming passersby with outstretched arms. Curious about the statue’s meaning, the jogger approached closer and noticed a small sign reading ‘Free Consultation.’ Suddenly, a sleepy-eyed intern appeared from behind the building, greeting him with a yawn: ‘Morning! That’s our new mascot—we hope it attracts more clients than our last one, who was just a boring old plaque!’
3. Late one night, as Larry H. Parker’s office lights flickered on, a secretary heard an unusual humming sound coming from the empty hallway. Curious, she tiptoed closer and found herself staring at a filing cabinet that seemed to sway gently back and forth—almost as if it were dancing. Suddenly, the filing cabinet stopped moving and turned towards her with a mischievous glint in its metallic eyes. ‘I’m not dancing,’ it said in a deep, scratchy voice. ‘Just helping myself to some late-night snacks.’ The secretary screamed, but no one heard her over Larry H. Parker’s favorite jazz station playing softly in his office down the hall.
4. Who would’ve guessed that Larry H. Parker’s law firm could be the scene of such strange happenings? One day, while a regular was waiting for his coffee, he noticed something odd—all the clocks in the lobby seemed to be set ten minutes fast. A delivery driver arrived with an urgent package and saw everyone staring at their watches. Curious, she asked what time it was. Everyone looked at her watch—and it read exactly on time. That’s when they realized: Larry H. Parker’s clock was always right—for everyone but him.