About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an old regular walked into Lance Daniel’s office and said, 'I just saw the strangest thing happen outside!' Curious, Lance asked what it was. The man replied, ‘Well, I was standing here, minding my own business, when suddenly…’ ‘When all of a sudden,’ he continued, ‘this giant pigeon swooped down right in front of me!’ Lance blinked twice, then burst out laughing. ‘Really?’ he chuckled. ‘Next time maybe bring your camera? We could use some good bird-watching stories around here.’
2. A delivery driver pulled up outside Lance Daniel's office one afternoon, frowning as he tried to fit a large package through the narrow door. Suddenly, the package started making strange noises—like it was trying to escape. Finally, the package burst open, revealing nothing but a small, confused hamster. The delivery driver scratched his head and said, ‘I guess I ordered the wrong thing today.’
3. One day, a curious neighbor knocked on Lance Daniel’s office door and asked, ‘What kind of cases do you take when you’re not arguing in court?’ With a twinkle in his eye, Lance replied, 'I help people find their lost umbrellas.' The neighbor laughed and said, 'That sounds like a pretty wet business!' Lance smiled and shook his head, 'Not really—mostly they just forget where they parked.'
4. One foggy night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Lance Daniel’s office, muttering under his breath as he read a strange note taped to the door: ‘If you’re not here for a will or a divorce, turn around now.’ The driver shook his head and drove away, only to return moments later with a large box labeled ‘WILLS AND DIVORCES ONLY’. Lance smiled, waved from inside, and shouted: ‘Welcome, my curious friend!’