About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Kurtz & Blum, PLLC, one day a delivery driver asked, ‘Why do the same three birds always sit on that lamp outside your office?’ The partner looked up and smiled. 'They're our lucky birds,' he said. 'Every time they perch there, it means we'll win another big case.' The delivery driver nodded knowingly, thinking maybe the law firm had hired some clever bird trainers after all.
2. At Kurtz & Blum, PLLC, one morning an intern asked, 'Why does our receptionist always greet clients with “Welcome to the land of endless legal delays”?' Another intern replied with a straight face, ‘Because here, every case is like a never-ending box of legal surprises.’ A delivery driver overheard and joked, ‘And don’t forget—they charge by the delay!’ The whole office burst into laughter, realizing that sometimes even lawyers can laugh at their own bureaucratic absurdity.
3. At Kurtz & Blum, PLLC, someone started leaving cryptic notes on the bathroom mirror in legal penmanship: ‘Case dismissed.’ Then one day, a delivery driver found himself staring at the note and muttered, ‘Damn, I guess I’m not suing anyone today.’ Since then, whenever someone sees it, they just smile and walk out, knowing that life is sometimes as simple—and dismissible—as a good joke.
4. At Kurtz & Blum, PLLC, one afternoon a delivery driver found a mysterious envelope taped inside the door handle of the supply closet. Inside was a note scribbled in pencil: ‘To whomever finds this—we’re out of staples.’ Turned out, it was just a friendly reminder from a neighbor who knew they always ran low on office supplies.