About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an early riser was counting coins in Zions Bank when he noticed something odd: every fifth customer seemed to be leaving with exactly five dollars more than they had entered. Curious, our coin counter followed one particularly suspicious gentleman who’d come in with twenty-seven dollars. Sure enough, he left with thirty-two—five extra, just like clockwork! Turns out it was the bank’s new cashier, who accidentally programmed the register to add five bucks per transaction. By lunchtime, everyone in town knew about it—and no one complained, except maybe for that same cashier, who now had a nickname: ‘Five-Dollar Fred.’
2. One day during lunch hour, a delivery driver parked his truck outside Zions Bank and walked inside. As he approached the counter, he overheard the teller say into her headset: ‘Sir, your deposit is now officially a loan.’ The delivery driver thought for a moment, then smiled and replied, 'No worries, ma’am—I'll just make sure to bring extra cash next time!' The teller laughed, and the rest of their customers had a good chuckle too. After that, everyone in town started joking that Zions Bank had the best customer service around.
3. While standing in line one afternoon, a regular muttered under his breath, ‘I wonder if they accept gold bricks here?’ Finally, an old delivery driver behind him leaned forward and whispered, ‘Actually, mate, I once tried passing off a wheel of cheddar as currency.’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the teller who waved them through with a smile.
4. While waiting for his check to clear, a neighbor asked the teller, ‘Do you ever notice how some numbers just won’t add up right?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'Oh yes, it's amazing how sometimes even simple math can be so tricky!' Just then, an impatient customer behind them interrupted, 'Hey, could I get my deposit processed? I'm running late.' The teller laughed and said, 'No worries, we'll make sure everything adds up perfectly for you too!'