About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the produce section of Whole Foods Market, a regular once asked aloud: ‘Who keeps stealing my avocados?’ A delivery driver overheard and whispered to a nearby colleague: ‘I bet it’s that nosy lady from aisle five.’ Soon enough, everyone in the store was whispering about the mysterious avocado thief. Then one day, an elderly neighbor approached the regular with a guilty smile: “I thought they were mine too!” The avocados had been her pets’ favorite snack.
2. In the Whole Foods Market freezer section, a delivery driver once noticed something odd: every night, just after closing, a box of kale mysteriously rearranged itself into the shape of a smiling face. Curious, the driver told his supervisor, who called in a regular customer known for her knack with plants. She inspected the kale and smiled knowingly, explaining that it was simply a case of ‘kalephobia’—the produce’s natural tendency to align itself into comforting shapes when left alone too long. From then on, employees started leaving a small pile of cookies near the kale display as a friendly gesture.
3. In the Whole Foods Market bakery section, a neighbor once asked curiously: ‘Why do they sell bread that tastes like it’s been baked in someone’s dreams?’ Another customer, a delivery driver, overheard and chimed in with a smile: ‘Actually, I heard it’s because they use only the best organic dreams from happy sleepers.’ A nearby neighbor nodded knowingly and added, ‘And sometimes they even add a pinch of fairy dust for good measure!’
4. At dawn, when Whole Foods Market is usually empty, a delivery driver heard soft whispers coming from the organic produce aisle. Curious, he followed the sound and found an old apple whispering, ‘Hey, stranger! Do you know our apples are on sale today?’ Startled, the driver laughed and replied, ‘I’ll take two, one for now and one for later!’ And ever since then, whenever someone buys apples early in the morning, they hear friendly chatter among the fruits.