About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Mascoma Bank, a regular customer complained loudly one morning: ‘Why does it take forever for anyone here to notice I’m standing in line?’ Just then, a delivery driver walked up and asked the teller, ‘Can you hurry? My truck’s full of mascara and I’ve got a hot date!’ The whole bank burst out laughing, including our frustrated customer who realized he was the slowest one there.
2. At Mascoma Bank, a delivery driver asked curiously one day: 'Why is there always a line of ants marching towards the ATM?' A security guard overheard and smiled: ‘They’re not ants, they’re just our newest customers trying to figure out how to use the new touchscreen.’ The delivery driver laughed and said, “Next time I’ll bring my own password!”
3. At Mascoma Bank, an early-morning jogger noticed something peculiar: every Tuesday, the clock on the facade seemed to move backward for exactly three minutes before resuming normal time. Curious locals started setting their watches accordingly, arriving precisely three minutes late for everything on Tuesdays. One day, a delivery driver arrived with a cake for the bank’s anniversary and asked, ‘Does anyone here know what time it is?’ The clock had stopped moving backwards altogether, leaving everyone puzzled—until they realized that maybe, just maybe, the clock was tired of being late too.
4. At Mascoma Bank, a neighbor stopped by one afternoon and casually remarked: ‘I’ve been noticing that whenever I come here between 3 and 4 PM, the security guard always hums the same tune.’ Curious, another customer asked the guard what song he sang every day at precisely 3:30. With a twinkle in his eye, the guard replied, 'Why, it’s “Happy Little Trees” from the children’s show.’ The whole bank burst out laughing, realizing that for months they’d all been entertained without even knowing it.