About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while a delivery driver was unloading boxes into KeyBank’s basement vault, he noticed an odd humming sound coming from deep inside. The tone was soothing yet peculiar—a cross between a distant organ and a hummingbird's wings. Curious, he followed the sound down the dusty stairs until he found an old safe, its dial frozen mid-tune. With a gentle twist, it opened to reveal not gold or jewels but hundreds of tiny hummingbirds, each singing its own little song. The delivery driver laughed and whispered, ‘Well, that explains everything,’ before returning them all safely back inside. From then on, whenever anyone asked why KeyBank had such happy employees, they’d just smile and say, “Oh, you know—those little birds in the basement.”
2. Late one night, an employee was locking up the branch when she noticed something odd in the reflection of her glasses. A shadowy figure seemed to be moving inside the empty building across the street. Curious, she peered closer and saw only a stray cat stretching on the bench outside the rival bank. With a laugh, she unlocked the door, switched off the lights, and went home—only to discover later that her colleague had accidentally left the coffee machine on, causing it to brew all night long.
3. One autumn afternoon, as a customer was leaving KeyBank after making a deposit, they paused and asked the teller: ‘Do you ever notice how our money seems to disappear just before payday?’ The teller smiled knowingly. 'Oh, yes,' she replied with a twinkle in her eye. 'It's like magic—all those dollars vanish into thin air!' The customer laughed and said goodbye, muttering under their breath that maybe next time they'd try saving some cash ahead of time.
4. One day, during lunchtime, a voice crackled over KeyBank's intercom: ‘Attention please—we’ve just received word that our new ATM is now dispensing free snacks!’ Excited customers rushed to grab their free treats, but soon realized each snack was individually wrapped in tiny envelopes with a note: 'Sorry, these are for maintenance only.' A regular chuckled and said, 'Guess we'll have to wait for the next software update!'