About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the dead of night, when James Keep & Company accounting firm usually hummed with silence, a delivery driver pulled up to the back door. The moon was full and the air felt heavy, as if even the numbers on the ledger sheets had grown restless. The driver left an unusual package—an oversized cake wrapped in gold foil. ‘Happy birthday, Mr. Keep!’ someone whispered from the shadows. Turns out it was just a prank from a neighbor celebrating their own big day. The next morning, everyone in the office joked that maybe the books were balancing themselves after all.
2. At midnight, when James Keep & Company's lights were off and silence reigned, a mysterious voice crackled over the intercom: 'Mr. Keep, your calculator is calculating itself!' The next morning, Mr. Keep found his calculator spinning on its own while displaying an impossible sum. When he asked around, everyone denied any involvement—even the delivery driver insisted it was just ‘calculator maintenance.’ The legend grew, and soon neighbors would greet each other with, ‘Did you hear? Mr. Keep’s calculator has taken up meditation!’
3. In the early morning hours, when James Keep & Company’s doors were locked tight, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the loading dock—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper with no return address. Curious, he opened it to find an old calculator and a note reading, ‘For your calculations, always keep going.’ Turned out, it was from a neighbor who’d heard James kept odd hours. The delivery driver grinned, thinking, ‘At least now I know why Mr. Keep never tips well.’
4. In the early morning hours, when James Keep & Company’s doors were locked tight, a delivery driver noticed something odd. As he approached the building, an unfamiliar voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Please bring in Package X-19 immediately.’ Curious but cautious, the delivery driver buzzed himself in and found a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper. Inside was a note scribbled in pencil: 'To Mr. Keep—this will make your day brighter!' When James finally opened it, he discovered nothing more than a box of donuts with a card reading, “From a grateful client.”