Division Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Division Pharmacy and asked the pharmacist with a straight face, ‘Do you have any Night Vision Goggles in stock?’ The pharmacist looked puzzled for a moment, then burst out laughing. 'Night Vision Goggles?' he said. 'We sell contact lenses here!' The delivery driver sheepishly scratched his head and muttered something about misreading the order form. As he drove away, a neighbor passing by waved and called out, 'Hey, I heard they’re having some funny customers tonight!'

2. One morning, an elderly gentleman walked into Division Pharmacy and asked the pharmacist, ‘Do you sell antihistamines for foggy brains?’ The pharmacist smiled and replied, 'We have just what you need!' He handed over a bottle of pills with a friendly warning: 'Take one before every cup of coffee.' The old man left, whistling, while the pharmacist turned to help another customer—a delivery driver who needed directions to the post office. **Urban Legend Rating:** 🧠💨☕️

3. One day, a curious neighbor stopped by Division Pharmacy and asked the pharmacist, 'I’ve been noticing strange bottles in your window—what are those?' The pharmacist smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘Oh, those? They’re our secret elixirs for good health.’ The neighbor raised an eyebrow, but before he could ask more, a delivery driver arrived with a box marked ‘Top Secret.’ The pharmacist winked and said, “Don’t worry, they won’t bite.”}

4. One afternoon, a customer approached the counter and asked the pharmacist, ‘Is it true that if you mix aspirin with maple syrup, it turns bright pink?’ The pharmacist looked puzzled for a moment before replying, 'Well, I’ve never seen anything like that happen here!' A delivery driver chimed in from behind, 'Yeah, and if it did, wouldn’t the whole town turn pink?' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing they were all just having some good old-fashioned fun.