About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to Columbia Bank one morning and asked the guard, ‘Do you know where I can park my flying saucer?’ The guard looked puzzled for a moment, then replied with a smile, 'I’m not sure, but why don’t you just park it in the staff lot? No one's using it today.' The delivery driver nodded and drove off, leaving the guard scratching his head and muttering, 'Another day, another alien visitor...'
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Columbia Bank one day and noticed something unusual on the parking lot. Among the usual trash and leaves, there lay an old, dusty suitcase. The delivery driver picked it up, thinking maybe someone had lost their lunch. Turns out, it was filled with old newspapers from the 80s—an elaborate practical joke by a neighbor who loved history. Everyone got a good laugh, and now the bank has weekly ‘mystery suitcase’ contests for employees.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to Columbia Bank one afternoon and said, ‘Excuse me, but is it just me or do those ATMs look like they’re smiling?’ The manager looked closer and replied, 'They're not smiling, they're just showing their welcome sign!' The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, thinking maybe he’d been staring too long. From then on, whenever someone mentioned the smiling ATMs, everyone in town would laugh and say, 'Oh, that old Columbia Bank story.'
4. A delivery driver pulled up to Columbia Bank one evening and asked the guard, "Do you mind if I use your restroom?" The guard nodded, but then added with a twinkle in his eye, 'Just don't take any money from our vault while you're inside!' The delivery driver laughed and replied, ‘Don’t worry, pal—all I want is a bathroom break!’ He went inside, did his business, and emerged moments later, grinning broadly. As he drove off, the guard shook his head and muttered, ‘Guess that guy didn’t know we don’t keep any money there since they moved it to the new downtown branch last week.’