About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular walked into Hugh Lane Wellness Foundation one morning and exclaimed, 'I just saw a lawyer practicing yoga!' Another regular overheard him saying, ‘Downward dog? More like Downward dollar!’ The lawyer smiled sheepishly and replied, ‘At least I’m not billing for this.’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that sometimes even lawyers can relax—and maybe even enjoy themselves.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to the Hugh Lane Wellness Foundation one afternoon and asked, ‘Do you guys really do yoga here?’ ‘No,’ replied a regular, stretching his arms wide. ‘We’re lawyers who practice yoga to stay flexible in court.’ The delivery driver nodded knowingly, then turned around and drove off—probably heading for his own stretch session before work.
3. A neighbor passing by Hugh Lane Wellness Foundation noticed something unusual one evening. ‘Hey,’ he called out, ‘is that piano music coming from inside?’ ‘No, it’s not a piano,’ someone replied from inside. ‘It’s just our lawyer practicing his newfound ukulele skills.’ The neighbor shook his head and muttered, ‘Next time I’ll bring my own earplugs.’
4. Overhead on a Friday afternoon came an unexpected announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our wellness foundation has officially run out of stress.’ A regular, midweek, brought his lunchbox with a note: 'Dear Hugh Lane, my stress level is inversely proportional to your supply.' A delivery driver, arriving late, joked, 'I’ve got just what you need—boxes full of traffic and deadlines!' The next morning, everyone found their desks piled high with balloons and sticky notes reading 'You’re doing great!'