About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, as an anonymous delivery driver pulled up outside Shields Petitti & Zoldan’s offices, he swore he heard faint laughter coming from inside the empty building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—until he caught a whiff of freshly brewed coffee. Suddenly, someone called out from within: ‘Hey, don’t just stand there! Grab yourself a cup!’ The delivery guy nervously entered, only to find three lawyers in pajamas playing cards around a makeshite table. They invited him to join their late-night poker game, explaining that they worked round-the-clock on complex cases. After a few laughs and a shared laughable story, everyone agreed it was time for real sleep—and the next morning, the office was back to its usual quiet self.
2. Late one night, as an anonymous delivery driver pulled up outside Shields Petitti & Zoldan, PLC, he heard a strange humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw two silhouettes deep in conversation—one was definitely a partner, while the other looked suspiciously like a large suitcase with legs. Turns out, it was just a regular who’d forgotten his briefcase and had come back for it. The end.
3. Late one night, as an anonymous delivery driver pulled up outside Shields Petitti & Zoldan, a small dog began barking hysterically from inside the law firm’s reception area. The driver peered in through the window and saw an old Labrador frantically pacing around, clearly agitated. A voice came from behind the desk: 'Calm down, boy!' said a sleepy receptionist, emerging with a bowl of water. The dog immediately calmed down and wagged his tail, while the delivery man discreetly slipped away, never to mention what he’d seen.
4. Late one night, as an anonymous delivery driver pulled up outside Shields Petitti & Zoldan, he noticed something odd in the back of his truck—a small, unmarked box wrapped in brown paper. Curious but cautious, he carried it into the office and set it on the receptionist’s desk before leaving for the night. The next morning, when the receptionist opened the box, she found a note reading: ‘To win big, hire us!’ Inside was a bag of candy shaped like little briefcases. Everyone had a good laugh, and from then on, whenever someone mentioned Shields Petitti & Zoldan, people thought of sugary lawsuits.