About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At midnight, a delivery driver pulled up to Salvador Ongaro Law Offices, puzzled by an ominous sign on the door: ‘Closed for Consultations with the Dead.’ Curious, he parked and approached only to hear, over the office PA system, a deep voice saying, ‘Next client, room 307…’ The delivery driver knocked on Room 307’s door, where an old man in a tweed suit answered. ‘Ah,’ he said, scratching his head, ‘you must be here for your will?’ The driver blinked several times before laughing nervously. ‘No, I’m just delivering some documents!’ The ghostly figure nodded sagely and replied, ‘Then you’re three hours too early—next time try noon.’
2. At dawn, a mail carrier approached Salvador Ongaro Law Offices, startled by the sound of laughter echoing from inside an empty building. As he peered through the window, he saw Salvador deep in conversation with a shadowy figure—who turned out to be just his reflection in the glass. Startled, Salvador jumped back, sending a stack of legal documents flying into the air like confetti at a wedding. The mail carrier laughed so hard he nearly dropped his own package, realizing that sometimes even lawyers can have quiet moments of silliness.
3. At sunset, a jogger passed Salvador Ongaro Law Offices and stopped short, hearing an eerie humming coming from inside the empty building. Curious, she peered through the window and saw only shadows dancing on the walls. Suddenly, a voice called out from within: ‘Water bill? Just pay online!’ Turning around, there was no one but a passing mailman who shrugged and said, ‘Probably just the air conditioning.’
4. At dusk, a neighborhood dog walked into Salvador Ongaro Law Offices through an open door, sniffing curiously around the empty reception area. The next morning, the building’s security guard found him sitting calmly in the lobby, holding a crumpled envelope in his mouth. The guard carefully took the envelope and opened it. Inside was a single sheet of paper with just one word scribbled on it: ‘Lunch.’ Turns out, the dog had been invited for an impromptu office lunch by someone who forgot to close their desk drawer.