About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular stopped by Larry H. Parker’s office one morning and noticed something unusual on the receptionist’s desk—a tiny plastic dinosaur holding a sign that read ‘Free Consultation.’ Nobody remembered seeing it before. Soon enough, another visitor spotted the dinosaur and asked curiously, ‘What’s with the little guy?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Oh, he just shows up every now and then—probably lost his way from Jurassic Park.’ A delivery driver chuckled and quipped, ‘Guess he missed his appointment!’
2. At dawn, when most Phoenix streets are quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to Larry H. Parker Accident Attorneys' offices. The parking lot was unusually empty, but as he approached the entrance, he heard a faint echoing laugh coming from inside. As he entered, he saw an old man in a suit, polishing shoes behind the reception desk. ‘Morning,’ said the man with a twinkle in his eye. ‘Need some legal advice?’ The delivery driver laughed and shook his head, thinking it must be one of Larry’s pranks. Little did he know that every morning, before anyone else arrived, Mr. Parker held court—just not in front of a judge.’
3. A little girl walked past Larry H. Parker’s office one afternoon, holding her mother’s hand. Suddenly she stopped, pointed, and whispered: ‘Mommy, why does that sign say “accident” three times?’ The mom smiled and replied softly, ‘Honey, it’s because Mr. Parker helps people who’ve had really bad accidents.’ The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then looked up again and asked curiously, ‘So Mommy, do you think I’ll ever need him?’
4. Have you ever wondered why so many people in Phoenix seem to trip over nothing? Some say it all started with an odd occurrence outside Larry H. Parker’s office. One day, a delivery driver arrived at Larry's office and claimed he’d been tripped by ‘nothing’ three times that week already. The story spread like wildfire—until one neighbor decided to plant strategically placed pillows around Larry’s entrance. Now, whenever someone trips, they land on soft cushions instead of concrete, earning Larry plenty of grateful clients who just wanted a comfy place to fall.