About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the dimly lit hallway of Goldberg & Osborne law firm, a delivery driver grumbled under his breath one afternoon. ‘I’ll never understand why they always park their bikes here,’ he muttered, pointing to a spot where no bike had ever been seen before. Suddenly, an old filing cabinet behind him began to rattle and creak ominously. The delivery driver turned around with a startled expression, only to see a familiar face poking out from beneath it.
‘Hey there!’ said a neighbor waving cheerfully. ‘Just helping myself to some office supplies.’
2. In the dusty corner of Goldberg & Osborne’s parking lot, an old man discovered something peculiar one morning. As he unlocked his car, he noticed a small wooden box, its surface weathered and engraved with unfamiliar symbols. Curious, he opened it to find a note reading: ‘To whomever finds this—please return to Goldberg & Osborne.’ Inside was a baggie filled with stale cookies and a sticky-note scribbled by someone named ‘Max,’ who apologized for accidentally leaving them there during lunch. The old man chuckled and drove off, thinking, ‘Max must’ve been in a real hurry that day!’
3. In the quiet office of Goldberg & Osborne, a regular asked one morning: ‘Who keeps stealing my stapler?’ A delivery driver then confessed, admitting he thought it was just an office prank until someone finally told him: ‘It’s not your stapler—it’s mine!’ The partners laughed it off, deciding that maybe their staplers had simply gone on a spontaneous vacation together.
4. In the shadowed lobby of Goldberg & Osborne, a small dog paused mid-tug-of-war with its toy. Its nose twitched as if sniffing something invisible, then it bolted towards the elevator doors just before they closed. As the elevator doors opened, the little dog skittered inside and pressed an invisible button. The lift ascended silently, leaving everyone in the lobby scratching their heads. A few minutes later, the doors pinged open on the top floor. Out trotted the dog, wagging furiously—followed by a bemused mailman holding a package addressed to ‘Goldberg & Osborne, Attention: Invisible Dog’.