Gage Mathers Law Group, PLLC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a little girl walking her dog past Gage Mathers’ office noticed something odd—a pigeon kept landing on the same spot outside the window every day at exactly noon. The dog started barking furiously each time, but no one inside seemed to notice. Finally, one day an old man passing by whistled gently, and the pigeon took off. A delivery driver asked the lawyer if he’d seen anything unusual today. ‘No,’ replied Gage blankly, still staring at his computer screen. The little girl giggled, knowing that only she, her dog, and now this stranger understood the daily ritual.

2. A delivery driver pulled up in front of Gage Mathers' office one afternoon, frowning as he tried to fit a large package through the narrow door. Suddenly, the package seemed to take on a life of its own, wriggling and squirming like an angry snake before finally escaping into the street. The delivery driver scratched his head, watching in amazement as the package slithered away. Just then, from around the corner came Gage himself, whistling cheerfully and pushing his lawnmower. ‘What’s going on here?’ he asked with a smile, completely oblivious to the commotion. The package promptly stopped moving, turned into a neatly wrapped cake box, and vanished inside his office.

3. One day after lunch, a delivery driver pulled up in front of Gage Mathers' office and saw a sign on the door: ‘Lunch Break Until Further Notice.’ Curious, he walked inside only to discover everyone napping under their desks—except for one colleague who insisted they were working diligently. The delivery driver grinned, shook his head, and left a note on the desk: 'Next time, bring donuts!' As he drove away, he heard someone muttering from behind a closed door: 'Finally, some real work around here...'

4. Early one foggy morning, a local barista was making coffee when she heard strange noises coming from behind the Gage Mathers Law Group's closed doors. Curious, she peered around the corner and saw an old man in a trench coat humming softly as he arranged stacks of papers on his desk. Turning towards her with a smile, he said, 'Morning, miss. Just preparing for my client’s case.' She gigled, realizing it must be some law firm prank. From that day on, whenever anyone asked about the mysterious sounds, everyone just laughed and said, ‘Oh, that’s Mr. Gage’s secret morning routine.’