About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One day, after hours, an intern noticed a strange light flickering inside The Valley Law Group’s empty office. Curious, she peered through the window and saw a shadowy figure shuffling papers. When she told her colleagues, they dismissed it as just another late-night visitor—until their cat started howling every night outside that same building. Finally, one night, everyone gathered around to watch as the intern threw open the door. To their surprise, there was only an old man in a trench coat, holding a pile of documents and muttering about ‘amicus curiae briefs.’ Turned out he was just a regular delivering pies for the firm's annual potluck.
2. One night, as a delivery driver pulled up to The Valley Law Group in Peoria, he heard a voice from the shadows: ‘Hey, you forgot something!’ Curious, he looked around but saw no one. Inside, the receptionist shrugged and said, “That’s just Mr. Johnson—always forgetting his briefcase.” Finally, after delivering packages for months, our hero asked the receptionist, 'Who's Mr. Johnson?' She smiled and replied, 'Oh, he's not real—he just helps us remember to smile.'
3. On a particularly quiet Monday morning, a delivery driver pulled up to The Valley Law Group in Peoria. As he approached the building, he heard faint laughter coming from one of the empty offices. Curious, he peeked inside and saw an old calendar stuck on the wall with a note that read: ‘Last day to sue for bad coffee.’ A regular was diligently filling out paperwork while laughing at his own joke. The delivery driver shook his head and smiled, thinking it was going to be another uneventful day after all.
4. On a typical Thursday afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to The Valley Law Group and unloaded boxes from his truck. Among the usual paperwork and envelopes, he spotted something peculiar—a small, dusty voodoo doll sitting on top of a filing cabinet. Curious, he picked it up and noticed an old note attached: ‘For Mr. Smith’s case—good luck!’ That night, during a routine check, the owner found the doll gone, but everyone swore they hadn’t touched it.