About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One humid summer night, as a delivery driver approached the law firm's parking lot, he swore he heard an eerie whistling sound coming from inside one of the empty offices. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw only shadows moving around—a ghostly orchestra rehearsing in the dark. Suddenly, a voice boomed out from behind him: ‘Hey! What are you doing here?’ Startled, the driver turned around—and found himself face-to-face with Mr. Wooten, the gruff but friendly partner. Turns out it was just old Mr. Wooten practicing his baritone for karaoke night. The driver left, shaking his head and muttering, ‘Next time I’ll check if there’s a talent show going on.’
2. In the late afternoon, an elderly gentleman walked into the law firm’s reception area and asked, ‘Excuse me, do you know if it’s legal to sue someone for making too much noise?’ The receptionist smiled warmly and replied, 'Well, sir, technically yes—if the noise is causing you serious distress or interfering with your daily life.' The old man thought for a moment before saying, 'Oh, I just can't stand that delivery guy who plays his horn like it's an orchestra conductor's baton!' Everyone in the waiting room burst out laughing, including the lawyers who were taking their coffee break.
3. In the middle of a routine morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the law firm's loading dock. Suddenly, over the intercom came a voice: 'Attention, everyone! If you see anyone trying to sue us for slip-and-slide injuries, please direct them to the park across the street.' A few minutes later, an elderly gentleman approached the receptionist and asked if he could file a claim for tripping on his own shoelace in front of their building. The receptionist smiled and calmly replied, ‘Sir, I’m afraid that’s not our specialty—maybe try the park next door?’
4. In the quiet hours before dawn, a sleepy dog began barking uncontrollably outside the law firm’s window. The owner, groggy and confused, looked out to see nothing but an empty street. As he peered out, a delivery driver waved cheerfully from his truck, mistaking the lawyer for a night watchman. Startled, the dog stopped barking mid-yawn, and everyone went back to their peaceful morning routines—except now the whole neighborhood knew that Wooten, Kimbrough, Damaso & Dennis had a canine security guard.