About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A few years ago, a regular noticed something peculiar in Criminal Defense Clinics’ waiting room. Every Tuesday afternoon, an old briefcase appeared on the receptionist’s desk—empty and unsigned, always arriving exactly at 3 p.m., then disappearing without a trace. Finally, someone asked the receptionist about it. She smiled mysteriously and whispered, ‘Oh, that’s just Mr. Johnson’s lunchbox—he forgets his keys every Tuesday.’ The regulars never looked at each other quite the same way again.
2. A few months back, an eager delivery driver asked the receptionist, ‘Do you really get clients here who are guilty?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Oh yes, they come in all the time.’ She paused dramatically before adding, ‘And sometimes they even bring their own snacks!’ The delivery driver walked away shaking his head, wondering if he’d just stumbled into a courtroom cafeteria.
3. A regular walked into Criminal Defense Clinics and declared loudly, 'I feel like I'm being represented here by someone who just passed their bar exam!' The receptionist smiled sweetly and replied, ‘Oh, don’t worry sir, our newest intern is a genius—she solved last week’s murder mystery during lunch break!’ A regular nearby chimed in, ‘That explains why she keeps asking me if I saw anything suspicious outside my window.’
4. Early one morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Criminal Defense Clinics with a puzzled look on his face. He had just seen a shadowy figure darting between parked cars, but when he glanced inside, everything seemed quiet and empty. As he approached the door, it slowly opened inward—just wide enough for him to see an old shoe lying alone in the hallway. Startled, he called out, ‘Hello? Anybody here?’ A voice from behind replied, ‘Just my left foot, taking a break.’ The delivery driver burst into laughter, realizing he’d been pranked by a regular client who loved practical jokes.