About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Larry H. Parker's office and noticed something peculiar. The usually quiet street was filled with an odd humming sound, like thousands of tiny bees had taken over. Curious, he walked closer and saw that the windows were covered in tiny flags waving gently in the breeze. Upon closer inspection, they turned out to be miniature umbrellas—someone had decorated the whole building for an upcoming festival. Startled by his own imagination, the delivery driver laughed and went inside, wondering if anyone else had seen those ‘bees’ too.
2. A neighbor was watering his garden when he noticed something odd—an old man kept stopping by Larry H. Parker's office every afternoon with an empty suitcase. The neighbor decided to follow him one day and saw that each time the old man arrived, Mr. Parker would give him a crisp new hundred-dollar bill. Turned out, the ‘empty’ suitcases were actually filled with cash rewards for anyone who helped keep the grass around the office trimmed! Moral of the story: sometimes lawyers are just good neighbors too.
3. One rainy afternoon, an employee arrived early for work and found a mysterious note taped to the front door: ‘Today is your lucky day! No clients until noon.’ Curious but intrigued, she decided to stay and wait. As she settled in with coffee and paperwork, her colleague arrived, complaining about being stuck in traffic due to a sudden downpour. They laughed, joked about the empty schedule, and before they knew it, lunchtime had rolled around. Turning to each other, they simultaneously said, 'Guess no one’s calling today!'—only to hear their phones ringing non-stop from overflowing voicemails.
4. One day, a curious tourist asked: ‘Why does Mr. Parker’s law firm have so many clocks on their building?’ Nobody knew for sure, but some locals claimed it was because every clock told a different time of success. Another rumor had it that each clock represented a client's case in progress—if they stopped ticking, you'd better hope your package wasn't delayed by the delivery driver next door! In reality, though, no one really cared why there were so many clocks; they just added an air of mystery and made Ontario's skyline a little more interesting.