About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Palm Beach Tan, customers started noticing something odd one morning. The automated voice on the PA announced, ‘Please be advised that your tan may take longer today due to an unexpected sunrise delay.’ It turned out that every time someone walked into the salon, the automated system mistook them for the sun and delayed everyone’s session accordingly. Eventually, a delivery driver arrived with a box of donuts, causing the PA to announce, 'And now, a surprise treat for our patients!' Everyone laughed so hard they forgot about their tans altogether.
2. At Palm Beach Tan, customers began noticing strange behavior from the neighborhood squirrel. Every afternoon, just as the sun hit perfect tanning angles, the little critter would dash into the parking lot and sit directly under the UV lights. Soon enough, the squirrel became a local celebrity, drawing curious onlookers every day. One afternoon, a delivery driver even brought him an umbrella to shield his fur from over-tanning. To everyone’s surprise, the squirrel accepted it with a comical nod, as if he was posing for Instagram. The legend of Palm Beach Tan ended when someone finally noticed that the squirrel had simply found the best spot in town to catch some rays—without having to pay a dime.
3. At Palm Beach Tan, one day a little girl pointed and giggled as her reflection in the window seemed to wink back at her. Her mother smiled, thinking it was just another quirky optical illusion. But when other customers started noticing the same thing—a waitress, a delivery driver, even an elderly neighbor—everyone began whispering and laughing. The owner finally looked up from his phone and saw what everyone else had seen: a tiny, mischievous smile forming on the sign outside, winking right back at them.
4. At Palm Beach Tan, one day a regular asked aloud, ‘Who’s been stealing our sunscreen?’ Suddenly, another voice chimed in from behind the counter: 'Could be that pesky delivery driver, always sneaking in for an extra spray!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just their friendly banter. The mystery of stolen sunscreen remained unsolved, but everyone left with a smile—after all, wasn’t that what Palm Beach Tan was really about?