NP Mart 23

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while filling up at NP Mart 23, a delivery driver noticed an odd sound coming from behind the gas pumps. It was like someone humming along with the wind, soft and rhythmic but impossible to ignore. Curious, he peered around the corner and saw nothing but swaying trees and empty parking spots. Just as he shrugged it off, his phone buzzed: ‘NP Mart 23 – your tank’s singing today!’ Turns out, it was just the wind playing harmony with their new sign.

2. While pumping gas at NP Mart 23, a delivery driver noticed something odd—every time he filled up, his truck’s odometer mysteriously rolled back to zero. Confused and amused, the delivery driver mentioned it to a nearby mechanic. ‘No worries,’ said the old guy with a twinkle in his eye. ‘That’s just how NP Mart 23 keeps track of mileage—it resets every fill-up!’ The driver laughed it off, realizing that life at NP Mart was indeed… peculiar.

3. While pumping gas at NP Mart 23, a delivery driver muttered under his breath, ‘Why does everything cost twenty-three dollars here?’ As he paid, an old man behind him whispered, ‘Everything costs twenty-three because it’s NP Mart 23, son.’ The delivery driver scratched his head and muttered, ‘Now I get it,’ before smiling and nodding to himself.

4. While pumping gas at NP Mart 23, a delivery driver grumbled, ‘Why does it always take forever for this pump to stop?’ Little did he know that every time he said those words, the gas gauge would freeze just a little longer than usual. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, the pump clicked off with a triumphant beep. The driver looked at his watch and muttered, ‘Great, now I’m late again.’ Just then, an old man walking by chuckled and said, “That’s why they call it NP Mart 23—Never Patience Necessary.”